Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

A women is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

1st guy says; " My wifes an angel !" Second guy: " Your lucky, mine's still
alive."

WheelBrokeerAng

 

It was really very funny and interesting but according to me what I think the tittle of this thread should be changed.

 

Oh these are some really funny jokes.I loved reading them.Thanks for sharing with us.Do post some more if you have.would love to read.

 

Interesting I enjoyed it.It was really very funny and interesting.I want to have more jokes like that in future also.

 

Interesting one.I liked it.I really enjoyed all the jokes you have shared.Thanks for sharing and making us laugh .

 

What are jokes? Jokes are a form of entertainment and communicated via short story with the purpose of being hilarious. For me this is the best way to crack a conversation. There are different types of jokes that we are all familiar with. We have political, mathematics, ethnic and the becoming more and more popular one liner or short jokes. All these types of humor can come out to be bad-mannered as well but over all they are hilarious. So what are these one liner jokes? These one liner humor are fundamentally delivered in a single line. One liner jokes are mainly well-known between those people who are in the habit of sending jokes through their cellular phones to their friends via text messages. The one liner jokes are in high demand these days because of the rising cellular phone usage. Although they are only in a form of short messages, these one liner jokes frequently throw a bottomless thought on your mind and occasionally you even begin debating on the message that had been thrown.

 

Another Post That Almost Makes Sense...but not a Joke.

 

Hey that was a nice joke.Do share more such jokes with us.They are really interesting to read.

 

You Know You're Over the Hill When ...
1.You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
2. You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of Campers form a circle around you and start singing Cumbaya.
3. Your insurance company has started sending you their Free calender...a month at a time.
4. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
and
5. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

Hope you members enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed typing them in here.
WheelBrokerAng

 

Time for a New Joke Again...so here you all are:
Hard Working?

A business owner decides to take a tour around his business to see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning up against the wall doing nothing.

The owner walks up to the young man and says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"
The young man replies , "150 dollars."

The owner takes out his wallet, gives him $150, and tells him to get out and never come back.

A few minutes later the shipping clerk says to the boss, " Have you seen that UPS driver? I left him standing around here?"

Oh Boy...WheelBrokerAng