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Are You Having A Bad Day ? then read on
The average cost of rehabititating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid Cheers and Applause from onlookers. A Minute later, In Full View of everyone, a Killer Whale Ate Them Both. :eek: |
Wow really a great news to know.I'm happy for those animals who are released.Its a good job you all did.We should not keep animals in prison.
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A women comes home to find her Husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically-almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle on the counter. Intending to Jolt him away from the Deadly current -She Wacked him with a handy plank of wood-breaking his arm in two places.. Up to that moment , he had been happily listening to his Walkman. :D WheelBrokerAng in case you all forgot what a WalkMan looked like :D |
These Were Real Calls To Call Centers For Information:
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This One Was For Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack". Operator: " I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: " On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now , can you give me the phone number for Jack?". |
What do you mean by bad day?
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Originally Posted by kattesmith28
(Post 10351)
What do you mean by bad day?
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The Artist's Canvas
I used to work in an art supply store and we sold artists canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. The Customer said : "Can you please cut some canvas for me ? I Said: " Certainly, what width? " The Customer-(looking confused and slightly annoyed said) " UH, Scissors? " :eek: Hope You Enjoid that Won :D |
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Terms To Know
Tattoo -- Permanent proof of Temporary Insanity. Baby Sitter -- A teenager who must act like an adult so that the adults who are out can act like teen - agers. Buffet -- A french word that means " Get up and get it yourself." College -- The four-year period when parents are permited access to the telephone. :) :p :D :eek: |
It was really funny.I enjoyed it.The word bad day is confusing me.For what you have mentioned bad day.It means what.I really want to know about it.
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Here's A Nice One For All Of You!
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at the office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get quite jealouse easly. The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenely he looked down and spotted a high heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited untill his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out the window of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey, "she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?" :D:D |
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