Jokes For All To Read
#1
02-07-2010, 07:22 PM
Jokes For All To Read
Are You Having A Bad Day ? then read on
The average cost of rehabititating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil Spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid Cheers and Applause from onlookers.
A Minute later, In Full View of everyone, a Killer Whale Ate Them Both.
The average cost of rehabititating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil Spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid Cheers and Applause from onlookers.
A Minute later, In Full View of everyone, a Killer Whale Ate Them Both.
#3
02-23-2010, 11:18 AM
New Joke/Story To Read...
A women comes home to find her Husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically-almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind
of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle
on the counter. Intending to Jolt him away from the Deadly current
-She Wacked him with a handy plank of wood-breaking his arm
in two places.. Up to that moment , he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.
WheelBrokerAng
in case you all forgot what a
WalkMan looked like
shaking frantically-almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind
of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle
on the counter. Intending to Jolt him away from the Deadly current
-She Wacked him with a handy plank of wood-breaking his arm
in two places.. Up to that moment , he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.
WheelBrokerAng
in case you all forgot what a
WalkMan looked like
#4
03-06-2010, 10:40 AM
These Were Real Calls To Call Centers For Information:
This One Was For Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack".
Operator: " I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: " On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now , can you give me the phone number for Jack?".
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack".
Operator: " I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: " On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now , can you give me the phone number for Jack?".
#6
03-20-2010, 11:22 AM
And My Answer Is .......
What I ment by Bad Day was like for you! I took out your spam and your boss is mad at you now and your having a Bad Day! Digg?
#7
03-20-2010, 11:43 AM
New One To Read For You All
The Artist's Canvas
I used to work in an art supply store and we sold
artists canvas by the yard, and you could get it in
either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
The Customer said :
"Can you please cut some canvas for me ?
I Said: " Certainly, what width? "
The Customer-(looking confused and slightly annoyed
said) " UH, Scissors? "
Hope You Enjoid that Won
I used to work in an art supply store and we sold
artists canvas by the yard, and you could get it in
either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
The Customer said :
"Can you please cut some canvas for me ?
I Said: " Certainly, what width? "
The Customer-(looking confused and slightly annoyed
said) " UH, Scissors? "
Hope You Enjoid that Won
#8
03-27-2010, 01:36 AM
Here's Another To Chuckle About (Terms To Know )
Terms To Know
Tattoo -- Permanent proof of Temporary Insanity.
Baby Sitter -- A teenager who must act like an adult so that the adults who
are out can act like teen - agers.
Buffet -- A french word that means " Get up and get it yourself."
College -- The four-year period when parents are permited access to
the telephone.
Tattoo -- Permanent proof of Temporary Insanity.
Baby Sitter -- A teenager who must act like an adult so that the adults who
are out can act like teen - agers.
Buffet -- A french word that means " Get up and get it yourself."
College -- The four-year period when parents are permited access to
the telephone.
#10
04-02-2010, 12:12 PM
More Jokes and Things For You To Read
Here's A Nice One For All Of You!
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she
had imbibed a little too much at the office reception.
Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to
mention it to his wife, who tended to get quite jealouse
easly.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenely he looked down and spotted a
high heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not
wanting to be conspicuous, he waited untill his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out the window of the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.
That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey, "she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she
had imbibed a little too much at the office reception.
Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to
mention it to his wife, who tended to get quite jealouse
easly.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenely he looked down and spotted a
high heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not
wanting to be conspicuous, he waited untill his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out the window of the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.
That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey, "she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"